Category Archives: watermelon head

My Easter pity party

It’s been a week now, in which I spent a lot of time throwing a pity party that no one came to except me. I got sick eight days ago. Just a cold, but one of those ridiculous colds that makes you feel like your head is really a watermelon that threatens to topple you…

Cures for the Common Blues

Maybe it’s the end of the day. Or the end of the week. Maybe you, like me, are stuck home with sinuses so stuffed that your head feels suspiciously like a watermelon bobbing around as you try to deal with two small children by yourself. Either way, you know the feeling. You just.can’t.take.it.anymore. The arguing,…